february is for shitposting

or so I've been told.

I bought a small, cute purse because I was tired of carrying around my big, kind ugly purse. I figured having a small one would force me to cut back on carrying around junk I didn't really need.

Well, now I can't fit a book in my purse for trips downtown on the Metro, I have to carry it around. And I still end up with five tubes of lipstick in the bottom, making it impossible for phone + wallet + keys to fit without making it lumpy and ungainly.

Gonna have to shop for a medium purse, or a less-ugly big one. I browsed at Macy's the other day and ended up making eyes at designer purses, but I could never convince myself to actually spend that much on a bag. I am a Target pricepoint and always will be.

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