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hockey astrology
Jan. 16th, 2019 03:49 pmHow I got here is a long boring story (I had to be off Twitter today because the anxiety around the shutdown has turned into Intrusive Thoughts that I have to tame like an angry cat) but I did in fact end up here, so here we go.
Lookin' up hockey birthdates and their general sign qualities and laughing about it, because I'm not a big astrology person so these are actually surprising to me.
Tyler Seguin, Aquarius:
Strengths: Progressive, original, independent, humanitarian
Weaknesses: Runs from emotional expression, temperamental, uncompromising, aloof
Aquarius likes: Fun with friends, helping others, fighting for causes, intellectual conversation, a good listener
Aquarius dislikes: Limitations, broken promises, being lonely, dull or boring situations, people who disagree with them
Well that fits him so perfectly it hurts.
Jamie Benn, Cancer:
Strengths: Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional, sympathetic, persuasive
Weaknesses: Moody, pessimistic, suspicious, manipulative, insecure
Cancer likes: Art, home-based hobbies, relaxing near or in water, helping loved ones, a good meal with friends
Cancer dislikes: Strangers, any criticism of Mom, revealing of personal life
Yes, that's also accurate.
Jordie Benn, Leo:
Strengths: Creative, passionate, generous, warm-hearted, cheerful, humorous
Weaknesses: Arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, lazy, inflexible
Leo likes: Theater, taking holidays, being admired, expensive things, bright colors, fun with friends
Leo dislikes: Being ignored, facing difficult reality, not being treated like a king or queen
Leo is not right AT ALL for him, but he's only a few days past Cancer, which he obviously should be as well. Clearly he just hung out in the womb past his actual intended birthday.
Aaron Ekblad, Aquarius:
See above under Tyler; that obviously is not right AT ALL for Aaron, but look at the results for Pisces...
Strengths: Compassionate, artistic, intuitive, gentle, wise, musical
Weaknesses: Fearful, overly trusting, sad, desire to escape reality, can be a victim or a martyr
Pisces likes: Being alone, sleeping, music, romance, visual media, swimming, spiritual themes
Pisces dislikes: Know-it-all, being criticized, the past coming back to haunt, cruelty of any kind
The boy was born 12 days early! Case closed.
Lookin' up hockey birthdates and their general sign qualities and laughing about it, because I'm not a big astrology person so these are actually surprising to me.
Tyler Seguin, Aquarius:
Strengths: Progressive, original, independent, humanitarian
Weaknesses: Runs from emotional expression, temperamental, uncompromising, aloof
Aquarius likes: Fun with friends, helping others, fighting for causes, intellectual conversation, a good listener
Aquarius dislikes: Limitations, broken promises, being lonely, dull or boring situations, people who disagree with them
Well that fits him so perfectly it hurts.
Jamie Benn, Cancer:
Strengths: Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional, sympathetic, persuasive
Weaknesses: Moody, pessimistic, suspicious, manipulative, insecure
Cancer likes: Art, home-based hobbies, relaxing near or in water, helping loved ones, a good meal with friends
Cancer dislikes: Strangers, any criticism of Mom, revealing of personal life
Yes, that's also accurate.
Jordie Benn, Leo:
Strengths: Creative, passionate, generous, warm-hearted, cheerful, humorous
Weaknesses: Arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, lazy, inflexible
Leo likes: Theater, taking holidays, being admired, expensive things, bright colors, fun with friends
Leo dislikes: Being ignored, facing difficult reality, not being treated like a king or queen
Leo is not right AT ALL for him, but he's only a few days past Cancer, which he obviously should be as well. Clearly he just hung out in the womb past his actual intended birthday.
Aaron Ekblad, Aquarius:
See above under Tyler; that obviously is not right AT ALL for Aaron, but look at the results for Pisces...
Strengths: Compassionate, artistic, intuitive, gentle, wise, musical
Weaknesses: Fearful, overly trusting, sad, desire to escape reality, can be a victim or a martyr
Pisces likes: Being alone, sleeping, music, romance, visual media, swimming, spiritual themes
Pisces dislikes: Know-it-all, being criticized, the past coming back to haunt, cruelty of any kind
The boy was born 12 days early! Case closed.
