the florida panthers

[tattered_errata]

My hockey team is bad! They are so bad. On paper they should be decent, they were predicted to be decent, this was supposed to be Our Year, but they are bad. The "relocate them to Quebec City" routine has revved up again, though I'm not sure why being in Quebec would make them play any better. My theory that they're a mob front who need to lose for tax purposes stands, but still. I wish they were better.

If only I hadn't given my heart to Aaron Ekblad back in January 2015. I could break up with this stupid team. But wherever he goes, I must follow. (Trade him to Dallas.)

Related, here is a great post by the photographer who did a cowboy-themed shoot with my good dumb hockey boy. Highlights include the pictures, a video, and this quote:
I suggested he give me a couple of days to come up with some ideas and asked if he could send me a photo of the player. A few minutes later, I received a shot of Aaron Ekblad, a defencemen for the Florida Panthers Hockey Team.

A good looking guy for sure…

Aw, he IS.

I'm wearing sparkly orange eyeshadow today, on the off chance that it will help with all of the nonsense.

Comments

[tattered_errata]

He's good at taking direction! Will let you put makeup on him if you tell him to just stand still and take it!

That's TRUE, oh no, I have acquired bonus extra dumb sons. :( Perhaps even YANDLE.

[seascribble]

Do that next, weird photoshoot guy!

You dragged me into this dumpster with these boys, you're not allowed to abandon me with them.