shitpost #2: the panthers
Feb. 6th, 2019 07:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tattered_errataThey are bad again! They traded Bjugy and McCann to the Penguins, so I hope those two enjoy the playoff experience for the first time, while Sidney Crosby carries them on his muscular back.
In return the Panthers got Brassard (desperately trying to help this team improve; failing) and Sheahan (a former Red Wing, so via checking in on that fandom I know he's useless, but I just now found out that he is HANDSOME*). They have not helped.
My dumb useless team! I love them and hate them in equal measure.
Coach Bob: still a Mafia enforcer, still unable to fix the wee trashkittens.
* he has what one friend of mine calls "That Exact Face that you love!" It's true. I gravitate toward That Exact Face on any man that has it, and I gaze, and I adore.
In return the Panthers got Brassard (desperately trying to help this team improve; failing) and Sheahan (a former Red Wing, so via checking in on that fandom I know he's useless, but I just now found out that he is HANDSOME*). They have not helped.
My dumb useless team! I love them and hate them in equal measure.
Coach Bob: still a Mafia enforcer, still unable to fix the wee trashkittens.
* he has what one friend of mine calls "That Exact Face that you love!" It's true. I gravitate toward That Exact Face on any man that has it, and I gaze, and I adore.
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Date: 2019-02-07 01:38 am (UTC)I'm excited about Bjugstad, though! I already have a ship, even - with 5'11" Bryan Rust, winger who prides himself on playing with everyone. The Rust-Bjugstad-Kessel line scored two goals their first night together, so. :D And McCann has had a pretty good year so far, yeah? Or so I'd heard.